bedquest:

I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH

WITH MY OWn mouth

softly

because i like you

(via flaffy)

digitalcable:

Pxnk
COSMO SEX TIP #8329

arekelly:

Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.

(via lacigreen)

bloochikin:

Decided to color it on a whim. 12 HOURS @____@ 
And yes, Marie is smoking in the classroom before others show up cuz she give no fucks. 
I’m tired now
tastefullyoffensive:

[via]
Imagine Harry Potter was set in Australia.

thedeepestcircleofhell:

“Three blokes sitting outside the pub lift their heads as they hear a car engine rumbling, to their disbelief, the iconic 2008 Holden ute flies overhead, nothing but the wooping of the two young boys driving it and AC/DC blasting out of the sound system can be heard.”

“You’re a cunt Harry” says Hagrid, Harry looking like a stunned mullet.
“Oi nah fuck off mate” replies Harry, disbelief written all over him. 

(Source: illshowyoumadness, via estheralice)

wifipasswords:

wifipasswords:

do you ever think about what your traits would be if you were a sim

image

(via tempestpaige)

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